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The Internet Is Shrinking And You Should Be Glad
The dream of a unified global town square is dead, buried under a mountain of AI-generated slop and billionaire ego projects. We are finally retreating into the digital woods, and honestly, the air is much better here.
8 min read·Internet CultureSocial Media

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Microsoft and Google are Energy Companies Now
Silicon Valley spent a decade telling us the future was 'asset-light' and virtual, but it turns out the cloud is actually a physical beast that eats electricity like a starving god. Now, Microsoft is reopening Three Mile Island because their chatbots are too thirsty for the existing grid to handle.
8 min read·Nuclear EnergyBig Tech